Santa Ki Tapasya Se Khush Hokar Bhagwan Bole "Var Mango Vats" Santa: Prabhu Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hain Main Vaisa Nahin Ho Mujhe Vadhu Chahiye
Ek Sarkari Bord Par Likha Hua Tha Kripya Shor Na Karen; Santa Ne Uske Niche Likh Diya; "Varna Hum Jaag Jayenge!"
Ek Aadmi 2 Saal Baad Apna Khali Plat Dekhne Gaya To Vahan Par Kothi Bani Hui Thi Aur Santa Kursi Par Baitha Tha Aadmi: Yaha To Mera Plat Tha? Santa: Kothi Ke Niche A Gaya Hoga
Banta: Tumne Apni Patni Ko Usake Janmadin Par Hire Ki Anguthi Kyon Di Vo To Kar Lena Chahati Thi? Santa: Lekin Main Nakli Kar Kaha Se Lekar Aata
Takkar Ke Baad Ek Driver Santa Se Bola "Maine Kar Ke Hadlit On-Off Karke Bataya Tha Ki Pahle Mujhe Nikalne Do" Santa: Maine Bhi To Viper (Wiper) Chalakar Bataya Tha Ki N Kake (Kid) N!
Santa Ki Maa Ki Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai Vo Apni Maa Ko Leker Aspatal Gaya Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge Santa: He Bhagwan Ab Kya Hoga "Meri Maa To Anpadh Hai"